Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Sulplise!

Against all odds, we have made it to the one year mark. Fighting against our innate inability to commit to anything - jobs, plans (did you guys ever make it to Sungei Buloh?), among other things - our little blog has lasted. Congrats all round except for the four laggards who are trying to pretend that Xi Yan, Braise, Forlino's and Ember didn't happen (you know who you are! and at least XL tried to come up with some excuse that anything less than five attendees doesn't count (?!?) - how about the rest of you!?).

Spruce was really quite lovely. It's on a hill somewhere deep within Tanglin Road, with an outdoorsy/kampongy type of feel. (Long aside - I write "hill" because as we walked to the carpark, JL rushed up to me and said, "Can you drive me down the hill to my car? I can't walk down the hill in my heels." So I looked into the distance using my long-range eyesight, trying to figure out what "hill" she meant? Perhaps the whole Phoenix Park area is on a hill? Perhaps we have been dangled precariously on a hill the whole time without my noticing? Perhaps the high altitude accounted for YY's extreme drunkard behaviour (see below)? But I could not see anything. So I valiantly asked, "What hill?" JL said, "Don't worry, just drive and I'll show you where the bottom of the hill is." So I started driving, and ONE SECOND LATER, down the slope connecting one part of the carpark to the other, JL said, "We're here!")

I arrived late as usual, only to be greeted by a more-bewildering-than-usual performance from the gang. YY,"Take a look at the sulplise I made for EL!" Me,"Huh?" YY,"Sulplise! Sulplise! I made a sulplise for EL's bilthday!" EL,"It's morten chocorate cake!" Yes, I think I am now getting it. Suffice to say, they couldn't be stopped, EVEN WHEN THE WAITER WAS IN OUR ROOM. Or, "Even when the waitel was in oul loom."

The food was pretty good. There was some onion crepe thing, which is vile by definition as I strongly resent onions, but the truffle sauce it was in was great. We also had the ahi tuna tartare, which was fantastic, especially the little crispy pieces of bread that came with. I think we also had some fried squid thing but I can't particularly remember it. For mains, quite a few of us had the Spruce burger, which actually lived up to its reputation and was really great. I know we intuitively think that a thick meat patty is good for a gourmet burger, but it sometimes ends up being overwhelmingly meaty. The Spruce meat patty was of the perfect thickness - not too thick - and tasty, and came with this fantastic mustard that complemented the burger exactly - and I don't even like mustard. I didn't try what everyone else had, so, too bad. Can't remember the desserts as well, except that a few people had complaints that the panna cotta tasting too much like some breakfast yoghurt granola thing. We also had YY's morten chocorate cake, and I think it speaks volumes about YY when everyone paused significantly before sticking our forks into it. When actual chocolate came out - as opposed to noodles, parachutes, little children, etc - we breathed a sigh of relief and ate it happily.

The conversation then turned to YH's upcoming 2 month long work trip to HK. Her pressing problem was that she did not want to give the Hyatt $15 for every piece of clothing that had to be washed, and unfortunately, HK, not being an angmoh country, does not have coin-operated laundromats as far as we could remember. Of course, to be honest, the last time we were all in HK together, we spent 3/4 of our time in some Esprit or another - this was 7 years ago, be kind - so there could have been a thousand laundromats around for all we know. But, assuming that there aren't, these were our suggestions for YH's laundry woes.

YY: Wash the clothes in your bathtub.

ML: Jackie Chan does that.

YH: (Makes a face.) I don't wear tank tops all the time you know. (Subtext: Like you guys do.) (Response to subtext: We so don't, at least probably not since the last time we were all in HK together.) I can't be wringing water out of my jeans. I'm not Jackie Chan.

YY: Lay your wet jeans in the bathtub, and step all over them to squeeze the water out.

YH: (Ignores comment.)

ML: Bring enough clothes for 2 months.

YH: (Ignores comment.)

JL: Bring enough clothes for one week, and when EL and I come visit you, we will bring additional weeks of new clothes and take your old ones home.

YH: (Ignores comment.)

ML: Go swimming with your clothes on.

YH: How does this help the wringing the jeans issue??

In the end, we decided to go with the sensible (read: boring and non-Jackie Chan sanctioned option) of looking for one of those mom and pop shops that wash your clothes for you. But why there would be one around the Grand Hyatt is beyond me. (YH: If you are reading this, we hope you found one.) Having solved YH's problem, we decided to go home and stop make a pest of ourselves. ("You stopped serving drinks?? It's only 11pm!!""So sorry M'am, actually we closed some time back.") We went back down the hill. The hill.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

One on The Bund

In a bid to save the environment & the feet of our friends who had just endured 1 hr of Kenko’s reflexology, we car-pooled from Esplanade to Clifford Pier – home to the only restaurant in that building – One on the Bund Shanghainese Restaurant.


We were welcomed by a gush of cold air as we entered into the huge expansive restaurant – imagine a large gallery with a generous central aisle and expensive Chinese dining furniture as exhibits that flank both sides. The cold air was doomed to be the set temperature of the restaurant and we were relieved to be informed by YY that our friends had cleverly reserved a table outdoors.

It was disappointing not to seated on a round table, ala traditional Chinese style, and inconvenient since we were expecting to be sharing the dishes. XL made an attempt to correct this by shifting our cutlery & thus our physical positions to a more centralized arrangment. The hard seats and blaring music of spunked-up Chinese oldies helped remind us of the Chi-na ambience we were set in.


In our usual style of indecision regarding food choices (this time compounded by the fact that we were eating Chinese this time, the one type of cuisine that demands shared portions ie, the order you make determines the order for the entire table), we flipped the menus and discussed to no avail. Thanks to someone’s clever suggestion, we got the manager (who surprisingly spoke perfect & crisp ?Brit English) to recommend dishes, of which we ordered most, since it was JL’s birthday and we know how JL loves to choose “recommended” dishes or “star or specially-marked” dishes on the menu.


Thanks to the strange tea options that we had – some bitter tea which we chose in the end, and osmanthus tea, we had a long discussion led mainly by ML, about osmanthus tea and its close relatives eg. Chrysanthemum and jasmine. ML particularly wanted to know how the osmanthus looks like so that she may recognize it in the future. May I recommend a botany book for ML’s upcoming 29th birthday. But in any case, due to popular demand, I shall google it and paste up a pic of this famous tiny white flower.

Record of osmanthus conversation (postnote by XL)






















[In China, osmanthus tea Chinese: 桂花茶; guìhuā chá) is produced by combining dried Sweet Osmanthus (Osmanthus fragrans) flowers with black or green tea leaves in much the same manner the more familiar jasmine tea combines jasmine flowers with tea leaves.]

[Tiny, dried gold-orange Osmanthus flower buds. Delicate fruity-floral apricot aroma. It originates from the Guangxi province. When I was in Guilin, it appeared to be THE souvenir flower tea to buy back home. ]




THE FOOD!
Frankly, I’m not a foodie and the lighting was terrible, hence the description and the accompanying photos may hardly give you a good idea of what the individual dishes were like. I apologize. Told you guys not to let me do the blogging.....

Appetizers:
1. asparagus stalks with the ends dipped into some sauce and toasted sesame seed
2. mashed eggplant with pale beancurd skin
Not my fave foods – for 2 main reasons – I dun really like veggies; both these dishes have a tinge of spiciness – huge turn off for me. I welcome any other comments from the other participants.

Mains:
Cripsy lamb ribs & giant spring onions – second of the restaurant’s 2 best dishes!
- The lamb is disguised as roast pork but the scent and eventually, taste, gives it away. Not too bad, but difficult to fall in love with if you’re not a natural lamb fan.

Peking duck – first of the restaurant’s 2 best dishes!
- The taste was a tad disappointing , but it did spur on many a few interesting debates. Like, where’s the “pi” (skin)? (when XL asked that, I honestly thought she didn’t recognize the oily pieces of duck skin that did quite a good job of blending in with the similarly-brown plate they were placed on). Funny how we never notice that the colloquial phrases we use for our Chinese food can mean more than one food item and thus prone to misinterpretation. This question was repeated more than once and with similar mistaken responses.


- When the much awaited “pi” finally came, we realized it had a curious resemblance to prata, but what was more alarming was the scarcity of it - limited to only 2 per person (and only because YY generously offered to forgo her share). With a surplus of meat/skin, we vigorously piled in more stuffing onto a single “pi”. To me, the most queer part of it all was receiving instructions to eat the duck skin with sugar, whilst using the duck meat slices as stuffing for the prata-like “pi”.

Crispy Mandarin fish wiith peppercorns
- The fish slices were tender and fresh as far as stir-fried fish goes. The peppercorn sauce was thankfully not too spicy. Hmm.. quite a non-descript dish.

Soup (white broth with scanty meehoon kway and some Chinese melon thingymy)
- I’m not sure whether this was the exact soup that YY had previously but it certainly didn’t feel “damn good”. Before we started ordering, YY had briefly talked about her previous experience at this restaurant and went on to describe a soup which naturally comes after the Peking duck (skin, then meat, then THE soup), and she graded it “daaaamn good”. Whilst this soup was flavourful and comfortable, it didn’t feel like some superior double-boiled broth bursting with aroma and richness. Maybe it’s just me, the meatarian who needs more meat than vegetable in her soups.

Toufu with salted egg gravy
- I liked this. The salted egg gave the gravy a full-bodied flavour whilst its slightly powdery coarse texture was a contrast from the smooth toufu.

Stirfried stringbeans with minced meat and chilli
- Needless to say, after seeing ML douse her mouth with the full glass of water after a sample of this dish, I didn’t even attempt it. Ermm.. other than the taste (which I can’t comment on), I must say it looked quite good, and it must have been quite a hit with the others since the plate was finished off quite cleanly. But like what someone commented, how wrong can you go with stringbeans?

All in all, I felt the food was only average, and one main gripe was that the dishes were placed on oversized serving plates/trays which not only perpetually invaded into my eating space and were not easy to pass around at all (and you needed to pass these dishes around since you’d remember that we were not on a traditional Chinese round table).


NEXT, DESSERT!
No Chinese desserts in this Chinese restaurant! Nevermind, we stuck to the western desserts instead – Macaroons and Hazelnut mousse cake. We learnt today, from EL, that ganache is not a huge scoop of icecream, but the filling in the macaroon. Coffee and mocha macaroons had run out, so we had instead black sesame, mint and, yes!, our favourite flower of the day, osmanthus.

Last but not least, we had JL’s birthday cake – from Vicky’s. In view of the strong winds, she quickly blew out the single candle almost immediately after the manager lit it. She proceeded to make the customary cake-cut.. at the corner of the cake – bisecting the 90 deg angle, in a bid to be different from the other years, and requested that the manager continue cutting the cake in similarly unconventional shapes for the rest of us. The bewildered manager looked genuinely relieved when YY gestured, by the side, that it was ok to carry on to cut the cake into his usual rectangular/regular shaped slices! Trust JL to come up with such avant garde ideas!

Amidst the laughter and banter, a poignant point in the evening was YY’s recital of JL’s poem – a short compilation of contemplative & some random thoughts by JL as she turned 29 on the 15th. The first of us to hit 29 and crawl on closer to the 30 mark.


The 7 of us ended the night with a romantic walk out on the boardwalk, along the pier, in the cool breeze of the night, onlooking the front of the esplanade and unanimously agreed that STB has done Singapore proud in creating such a picturesque night skyline.

*JL's poem for reference... *
Whimsical at 29

I’ve announced to more than one person that when I turn 30 I’m going to hide in a cave.

Would u believe me if I said to youth I’m not a slave?

But I suppose that is a story for another year and not for this one.

Although from just a moment ago, I feel like I’ve aged some.

So perhaps it is not very appropriate for me to write in a rhyme.

Cos limericks seem like a type of writing for a younger time.

A friend wished me happy birthday and said she’s glad to have me as a friend.

And hope I’d stay the same just plain old me till the very end.

I thought that was kinda sweet and all-embracing.

To know all of you is loved is seriously quite refreshing.

Some birthdays I wish I’d morph into a butterfly and fly away.

Maybe these thoughts should remain as thoughts and not things you say.

But oh well that’s me I guess, somewhat honest and often uncannily real.

Perhaps that’s why my friend likes plain old me and finds me such a steal.

The intestines feel funny almost as if they’re a notch slower.

Maybe a large part of it is attributed to the crabs at dinner which were quite power.

I just hope it’s not because the metabolism is slowing and the cells are no longer regenerating.

Cos that would be a seriously tragic happening.

Oh well as the day draws to an end.

All I have to say to myself is happy birthday evan.

It’s been another year of fumbling in the dark.

As you grow older, do remain as free as a lark.

Because your later years shall not be regarded as stark.

To your earlier years where you thought u’d made your mark.

At the risk of sounding really cliche.

Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.

Friday, December 26, 2008

And The Entries...

The organiser did request that I report this in a matrix. However, seeing that it would be near impossible to squeeze it all into a small table to be presented presentably on this page, I shall attempt to list it by the Receiver (I also just realised the gifts are giving clues to our real names!)

*did not fulfill IQ requirement on packaging

For ML
  • casual cost-effective comfortable cheery charming cooling cotton core-clothing Camisole (*YH 11pts)
  • cool classic cleansing cold Cream cum cuticle Creme (YY 12pts)
  • classic charming chrome-plated carryable compact cool containing carefully carved customised card Case (*EL 14pts)
  • crunchy cream-coloured cool cute chocolate chip Cookies (WK 11pts)
  • colourful Calculator (JL 6pts although there was a creative cow Bank that the I.G.G.Y.S. panel disqualified)
For JL
  • eclectically earth-tone edgy extra-easy effortless eclat enchanting empire Eyedust (YH 13pts)
  • engagingly electrifyingly elaborately ecstatically elegant Earrings (*ML 8pts)
  • enriched eliminating essence Exfoliator (YY 8pts)
  • excellent elegant ethereal enchanting embellishing effulgent eye-opening "expensive pink" Eyeshadow (EL 13pts)
  • exuberant eccentric enlarged ephemeral excellent Eggplant (WK 10pts)
For EL
  • excessively elaborate exceedingly exaggerated eye-embellishing extraordinary even-numbered extremely enticing electrifying enigmatic elegant ebony elongated Eyelashes (*YH 17pts)
  • extremely edible entertaining Eggplant (WK 8pts)
  • extremely exciting electric eyelash curler and elongated Eyelashes (JL 10pts)
  • especially efficient everlasting excellent enduring Eyeliner (ML 10pts)
  • extensible emerald Eyeshadow (YY 7pts)
For YY
  • jet-setting jotting jubilant jolly jazzy Journal (YH 10pts)
  • just joyful Jewellery box (ML 5pts)
  • joyful jolly jocund jewel-toned jotting Journal (EL 10pts)
  • jolly juicy jazzy jiggly japanese Jelly (WK 10pts)
  • jovially juvenile Jenga (JL 7pts)
    J was really hard!!
For WK
  • essential everday effective eye-edge enhancing exceptionally enthralling emerald "endless ocean" Eyepencil (YH 14pts)
  • endothermic enthusiastically elastic Eyegel (JL 8pts)
  • enormously effectively enduringly enriching Eyecream (ML 9pts)
  • smoothing oil essence and enhancing eyelash Essence (YY 8pts)
  • extremely effective electronic equipping ergonomic energising entertaining exceptional Earphones with extra eartips (EL 15pts)
For YH
  • really radical Rollerpen (*ML 5 pts, a really close call on this one but its entertainment value won the I.G.G.Y.S panel over)
  • revolving revolutionary Roulette with ravishing red roses (JL 10pts)
  • radiant removable riveting robust ravishing rare Riesling (WK 11pts)
  • remarkable ravishing radiant round raised ridged rose-shaped rose-scented red Ring rouge wrapped with red ribbon (EL 17pts)
  • recommended repairing rich revitalising Reconstructor (YY 9pts)
Final Score:
EL: 69 pts
YH: 65 pts
WK: 50 pts
YY: 44 pts
JL: 41 pts
ML: 37 pts

The winner is EL! And the longest GEP entry is a tie between YH (for EL's gift) and EL (for YH's gift), although YH really did have more adjectives, but did not meet the IQ on packaging.

Notes: WK gave everyone 2 gifts (a GEP gag gift plus lovely gifts from L'Occitane which we all enthusiastically started using there and then) lest the readers think WK did not meet the $20 guideline.

Till the next GEP... what would we dream of next? Stay tuned!
Final Notice: RGS GEP (10 Dec 2008)

Dear Participants,

We are fully aware that there are GEP participants who really HAVE met with the minimum IQ requirement, but are struggling to show this.

We have sought confirmation from the Insitute of Good GEP Youth Standards (I.G.G.Y.S) Committee, that such participants can be transferred to the Rules-Got-Slacked Gift Exchange Program ("RGS GEP").

Hence, would participants be fine with participating in the RGS GEP is as follows:
- 5 points for meeting the Minimum IQ Requirement i.e. this IS shown on the label.
- 3 points for an Attempted IQ i.e. the IQ is NOT shown on the label.
- 1 point for each Alliteration (need not be shown on the label).

At the RGSGEP, creativity AND airing feedback is highly encouraged (note: Normal GEP only encourages creativity).

Best Regards
Further Notice: GEP (10 Dec 2008)

Dear Participants,

Thank you for all your feedback - as you know, the GEP organizers are always keen to seek feedback to improve.

To clarify on the Bonus Point system, you only get Bonus Points IF AND ONLY IF that item meets the Minimum IQ Requirement. So you could not earn Bonus Points if your item does not meet the Minimum IQ Requirement.

In line with the need to show that the GEP is NOT arbitrary, we will have to persist in asking that all IQs are obviously shown on one's packaging.

After all, we would not want to be accused of allowing non-qualifiers into the GEP.

We will of course circulate a Post-GEP Feedback Form, so that we can improve the program for next year.

Best Regards
Notice: GEP (10 Dec 2008)

Dear all,

For Christmas Eve 2008, some of us will be having dinner at Iggy's (what are the rest of y'all doing????).


In line with the festivities, we will also be participating in a Gift Exchange Program ("GEP").


For those who want to participate in this elite, invite-only GEP, the rules are as follows:
- Each participant has to buy gifts for all OTHER participants in the GEP.
- For now, confirmed participants are the 6 attendees of the Iggy's dinner i.e.: ML, YY, YH, WK, YL, JL. However, non-attendees can also participate - they should email me back to confirm their participation by end today.
- Each gift must not cost more than S$20.
- The GEP has a minimum Item Quote Requirement ("IQ Requirement"), which all Gifts must fulfill:
- In buying a gift for another participant, you must buy them a gift that starts with the same letter as their name.
- This gift MUST have the Item Quote shown on its packaging. For example, if you buy Mary a jar of Marmalade, the jar must state "Marmalade" clearly on its packaging. i.e. you cannot buy a jar of Marmalade for Jean, and call it Jam, even when the jar clearly states Marmalade.
- The Item Quote MUST be a NOUN: i.e. you do not meet the minimum IQ Requirement if you buy Mary a box of Mattifying Powder (because in this case, Mattifying is an adjective, not NOUN).

- The GEP also allows you to earn Bonus Points:
- If you are able to buy a gift that is 'alliterated', you earn 1 Bonus Point for every alliteration.
- So to sum up, if you buy Mary the following:
- Mattifiying Powder => you do not meet the minimum IQ requirement
- Mattifying Mask => you earn 1 bonus point and have met the minimum IQ Requirement (assuming your Item shows "Mask" clearly on its packaging
- Moisturizing Mattifying Mask => you earn 2 bonus points and have met the minimum IQ Requirement (assuming your Item shows "Mask" clearly on its packaging
- Men's Moisturizing Mattifying Mask => you earn 3 bonus points and have met the minimum IQ Requirement (assuming your Item shows "Mask" clearly on its packaging
- Note that for Bonus Points to be earned, they need not be shown on the item's packaging.

GEP participants are highly encouraged to use their creativity to score Bonus Points, beyond fufilling the minimum IQ requirement.

The participant with the highest amount of Bonus Points wins a voucher at Iggy's (amount to be determined)

Please feel free to email me back if you have any queries / clarifications.

“It’s Brain!!!”

Well, we knew we were in for a good dinner. After all, a restaurant that charges $195++ for a set dinner and requires not only reservations but charges you for dinner regardless of you showing up has to have a valid reason for its attitude.

Personally I feel that Iggy’s did not disappoint. Although JL and YY voiced at the end of the night that it would have been more worth it to spend $200 on fresh sashimi, but I thought that the service, ambience and rather experimental fusion food was well worth the money.

For a start, the service was top notch. There were no waitresses with poor command of english here. Paolo greeted us cheerfully and showed us to our seats while Azman intelligently answered all our queries, and obliged our request to speed up the courses only for YH since she had to leave by 9.30pm for a gig. He even bantered with YY, coolly entertaining our seemingly trouble-making suggestions of staying till 3am. (Post-script by ML: While we didn't stay until 3am, we were still pretty pesky by being the absolute last to leave at 12 midnight, after making a heck of a lot of noise.)

It was about this time that Mr. X walked over and said hi to YH. He introduced himself as a friend of Sam Yeo’s (owner of barstop) and mentioned that he knew YH from barstop. We quickly found out that Mr. X was a co-owner of Iggy’s , but since he did not give us so much as a discount or a complimentary dish, we shall make no further mention of him henceforth.

While waiting for WK, we enjoyed our southern french red wine and some spiced crackers. It is important to mention here that out of the 100+ bottles listed in the wine menu, only a handful were less than $100. The average price for a bottle of wine was $1000, and there were quite a few going for $20,000. Nevertheless, our 2 bottles of wine that were priced at $95 and $80 were delightful. Luckily, we did not order the $20,000 bottle of wine.

The section where we were seated was decorated as a study room. It was not particularly romantic, but it had the “perfect lighting for photography” -EL. There was a generous amount of space within our round table, as well as between the four tables in the room. We spent 10 minutes of our time honing our chinese diction, discussing why the ang mor at the next table was wearing such a causal white polo shirt when his date was all dolled up.

But more importantly, on to the food.

Dinner started with bread and then a complimentary appetiser that was a green curry emulsion with a strange-looking unidentified piece of white mushy object within.


ML courageously asks: “What is this?”

EL: “It’s brain!!” (repeats a few times)

Everyone else: “It’s not brain!!”

The waiter informs us that it is indeed not brain, instead, it is ovaries of codfish. We were undecided as to which was worse. Some things were definitely better left unsaid.

To distract us from the word “ovaries”, JL introduces a new aspect to the dish: “It tastes chinese!!”

YY: “It tastes indian!!”

EL: “It’s totally thai lor”..

The evening of contrasting comments continued, with descriptions such as “light” (ML) and “rich” (YY) used on the exact same dishes.

I believe here-in lies the genius of Iggy’s food. They are unconventional in their use of ingredient combinations to create fresh new colours in the taste palette.


For example, on the IKURA dish (Marinated Salmon roe, Orange jelly, egg royale), the saltiness of salmon roe was delicately balanced by the lightness of egg custard and every-so-slight bitterness of orange peel.


In the JABUGO IBERICO BELLOTA dish (Jamon Iberico, grilled watermelon, tomato concasse and micro herbs), the saltiness of the ham was perfectly offset by the sweet juice of the watermelon as well as the tanginess of the tomatoes. Even the different textures within the dish complemented one another.


This theme of “creative delicate balance” in the food continued with the SPANNER CRAB (Spanner crab meat souffle, shellfish bisque, rocket sprouts) and HALIBUT (too long to type).





The popular hits of the evening were Pan-fried foie gras on toast and the smoked mullet roe cappellini (Postscript by EL: I forgot to take pictures of it, too busy eating it! Plus a picture of the Duck Breast).

I headed off before dessert was served, but I heard that the IGGY’S LEMON TART was what I should have missed my gig for.

(Postscript by EL: Dessert commenced with a pre-dessert with was a blood orange sorbet on a bed of forest berries and jelly, followed by a delicious Chocolate Dome with Gingerbread Ice-cream, which we happily devoured YH's portions :) The highlight of the dessert had to be Lemon Tarts, served with a peanut butter biscuit tree. These Lemon Tarts had Pop Rocks (those crackly sweets that pop in your mouth) baked into them so it was literally like fireworks going off in your mouth haha.)




Overall, the evening was extremely enjoyable, with talks of making IGGY’S a yearly christmas event. Of course, much of the enjoyment can be attributed to the hugely succesful GEP system, which will be furthur analysed in the upcoming blog entry.

(Posting on behalf of YH)